terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

littlemissiero:

So shut your eyes [falls out of chair] kiss me goodbye [inhales] and sleep [sobs uncontrollably]

gamsee:

IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND

pepsifax:

sassyboobqueen:

aeug:

quit your job were starting an emo band

is this what gerard told ray over the phone back in 2001

and in 2013 did he say

quit your emo band and get a job

inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

officialbioware:

officialbioware:

I’M DOING IT

I’M WRITING

nevermind